ok that's IT i have HAD IT! i've never wanted to speak about this with you guys, but you've forced my hand.i Sandy Green catagorically do NOT want to hear about your love lives.
i know i'm your friend and i'll be there for you through ANYTHING ELSE because i love you but NOT THIS! i'm sorry, but i've grown up in a world of some SERIOUS men's men who would rather have there LARYNX extracted than their emotions. so when you whine on about your girlfriends and wives, the silence emanating from me is not me listening to your story. it's my respect for you disappearing into a deep silent void where words do not exist so i have nothing to say to you.
can you picture Billy the Kid and Sheriff Pat Garrett sitting around the campfire, reloading their Smith & Wessons and discussing their bleeding broken hearts passing a box of tissues back and forth between them? i think not!
the cowboys from Brokeback Mountain however...
so sniff back those tears boys, dig deep and swallow hard. and if you REALLY need to pour out those emotions and have a good cry, pay a psychologist R500, do it behind soundproof walls and bolted doors in a vault. one kilometer underground. where noone can hear you wail. and for God's sake PULEEEZE don't come and tell ME about the experience.
if anything, do this for me, your mate, even if it's merely to sustain my illusion that real men still exist in the known world. come on guys, show me that you care.
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